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westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever
Jul 30, 2014 / 72,160 notes

westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

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mizzpvssy:

NO SHADE NO SHADE!!!11!!1
Jul 30, 2014 / 37,935 notes

mizzpvssy:

NO SHADE NO SHADE!!!11!!1

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officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

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mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:


BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta
Jul 30, 2014 / 420,031 notes

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.

And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

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Jul 30, 2014 / 274,367 notes

jncera:

If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy

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comedycentral:

[@ComedyCentral]
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spirkcantwerk:

This scene actually works better as stills

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crocsy:

Sexting

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mugglenetmemes:

The ignorance of some people. http://ift.tt/1hXFo11
Jul 30, 2014 / 336 notes

mugglenetmemes:

The ignorance of some people. http://ift.tt/1hXFo11

Jul 30, 2014 / 6,575 notes

quarrterquels:

When you do better than everyone else on a test

image

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2gats2sleep:

musicrhapsody:

she deserved that though,it’s annoying getting your name mispronounced

tru

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Jul 30, 2014 / 19,043 notes

acceptmyshine:

Beyoncé || Independence 

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Chasing The Sun - Expectations Vs. Reality

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